Wednesday, January 22, 2014
I've Got Money In Nigeria ...
You know that I get a giggle out of scrolling through my spam every now and then, and I've just received a lovely helpful email from 26 year old Marian Green in Nigeria. She's thrilled to inform me that I'm nearly entitled to some serious dosh (but she can't tell me how much), and the reason that I've not received the cashola yet is that the Nigerian Mafia (which I wouldn't understand, because I'm not Nigerian) aren't going to hand it over. But she can help me with that! So kind.
Apart from the obvious upside of being mega-rich after I hand over all of my personal details, she's going to run away from Nigeria to be with me once she's sure the money has come through. Winning!