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Another fabulous (and not at all insane) new product in the
Singapore edition of Cleo was listed under the heading “Yummiest Beauty
Supplement”, so it won’t come as any surprise to you at all to find out that it
is Dr Ci:Labo Placenta Jelly.
Placenta. Pigs placenta. And you EAT
IT. To make you pretty.
The advertising blurb reads:-
“This is as guilt-free as a sweet treat
gets! Each stick contains jelly
with tasty rose and peach flavours so it’s a great mid day pick me up. But what’s awesome about it is that
it’s not only low in calories and fat-free – it also contains potent
skin-loving ingredients like collagen for plump and elastic skin, ceramide for
hydration, hyaluronic acide to up your skin’s ability to retain moisture and up
to 9,000mg of placenta to keep signs of premature ageing at bay”.
9,000mg of PLACENTA. Placenta. That you eat. I
can’t even …
Oh, and the runner up in the edible
placenta race was Dr Ci:Labo Placenta Gold, which offers “2,500mg of safe,
secure and top-quality placenta extract from Japan”. Because, obviously, Japanese edible placenta is of a far
higher quality than your bog standard edible placenta from other less fabulous
countries. Apparently. Give me strength.
Oh, and just in case you need a tiny reminder of what placenta is, here you go, bet it makes you hungry just reading about it:-
pla·cen·ta
[pluh-sen-tuh] Show IPA
noun, plural pla·cen·tas, pla·cen·tae [-tee] Show IPA .
1.
Anatomy, Zoology . the organ in most mammals, formed in the lining of the uterus by the union of theuterine mucous membrane with the membranes of the fetus, that provides for the nourishment ofthe fetus and the elimination of its waste products.
2.
Botany .
a.
the part of the ovary of flowering plants that bears the ovules.
b.
(in ferns and related plants) the tissue giving rise to sporangia.
Origin:
1670–80; < Neo-Latin: something having a flat, circular form, Latin: a cake < Greek plakóenta, accusative of plakóeis flat cake, derivative of pláx (genitive plakós ) flat
1670–80; < Neo-Latin: something having a flat, circular form, Latin: a cake < Greek plakóenta, accusative of plakóeis flat cake, derivative of pláx (genitive plakós ) flat
Related forms
in·ter·pla·cen·tal, adjective
non·pla·cen·tal, adjective
pre·pla·cen·tal, adjective
sub·pla·cen·ta, noun, plural sub·pla·cen·tas, sub·pla·cen·tae.
Bleurghhhhh!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut how can you say that? It makes you PRETTY! Beauty is pain. And placenta.
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